If I marry two midgets, is that Bigamy?
Also, why is it that when I get a really bad headache, if I look in a mirror, I can actually see the vein that runs near my right temple visibly pulsating?
And why in the world did I suffer a MASSIVE nosebleed earlier? Seriously, I went through 3 full paper towels, completely saturated in blood, before I could even get up the single flight of stairs to get to the bathroom, then I did the whole forward-head-tilt while pinching the bridge of my nose, and it continued to drip blood almost constantly for almost 10 minutes. . . I think I may have a tumor or something, that's the third nosebleed I've had in a month, and they keep getting worse. Add to that the severe headaches and migraines I've been suffering, and I may be dead by this time next year. . .
