Random thought thread

[Bio248]

dear UPS,

please update your shipping information already. how can you have a company that large and not update shipping information over the weekend? you suck.

im also going to be pissed because im going to have to go to your distribution center and pick up my coilovers because i will never be home when you come by for my signature. leave it on my back porch so no one sees it and be done with it.

thanks,
a semi-loyal customer

[BillBoost37]

Why the F did you put all the sheetrock scraps in the walls? Ever try to drop a line into a wall with that in there?

I'd go speak to him, but he croaked.