Story Thread

[nicksilvergt99]

Im bored. Lets have a story thread. Can be about anything as long as its remotely interesting. Can be drinking stories, race stories, stories about running from the cops, ect ect. Just PLEASE dont bash on people or what they did. Ill add some of my favorites tomorrow

[bronzemist02]

I won a race against an Acura TSX with a 3.3L Chrysler Dynasty. lol. Stopped at light and they revved and looked over at me. I did the same. When the light changed I pinned it and spun the tires better than they did when they dumped the clutch. They hit the limiter in 1st and 2nd and I easily passed them and had enough time to slow down and turn into the parking lot ahead. They pulled into the parking lot about 15 seconds later. Haha.

TSX was a 4cyl, but I thought it was a good kill considering what I was driving.

[TheOtherNick]

This one time at band camp...............
well not at band camp but a story about a guy being gay none the less.

I was at a party and some people where playing ring of fire. A chick drew a two to make a rule, the rule was that every time a guy had to drink he also had to kiss the guy next to him. Well my friend was sitting next to his cousin so he ended up pretty much mackin on his cousin for 20 min. He tried to defend himself by saying he was doing to to see some tits, but everyone at the party got to see the titties so it was an epic fail for him and epic win for me. Also had to bring it when our college instructor asked if we did anything fun over the weekend. Morel of the story being a fag will get you nowhere.

Also this thread should probably be in the free for all section. Due to the nature of most stories that are worth telling.

[Claude]

This one time at band camp...............
well not at band camp but a story about a guy being gay none the less.

I was at a party and some people where playing ring of fire. A chick drew a two to make a rule, the rule was that every time a guy had to drink he also had to kiss the guy next to him. Well my friend was sitting next to his cousin so he ended up pretty much mackin on his cousin for 20 min. He tried to defend himself by saying he was doing to to see some tits, but everyone at the party got to see the titties so it was an epic fail for him and epic win for me. Also had to bring it when our college instructor asked if we did anything fun over the weekend. Morel of the story being a fag will get you nowhere.

Also this thread should probably be in the free for all section. Due to the nature of most stories that are worth telling.

I must admit, similar things have happened when we have played. A chick made up the rule that you have to lick the nipple of the person sitting to your right. I did not have to do it, although I was hit from the left. Worst part was that, other 2 friends (both guys) had to do it, and the chick somehow manages to get a pic of it.

Burnouts in my old van (87 b250 carbed), people in shock when they got killed by that beast, and the fun I had doing doughnuts in it.

[JESSEGOTTA GP GT]

One time in my fireturd I pulled out on a busy street downtown, the azz end of my car slid out, i spun around a couple times before I stopped. I hit the ditch and got out of my car to look at the damage and some woman in a BRAND NEW mercedes told me i missed her car by an inch with my front bumper. Well when I got home I had a nice silver scratch across my bumper and fender lol. idk if I did any damage to her car or not. I thought it was kinda funny.