Just gonna leave this here in case you never heard it-
Man walks into the patent office, gets in line and waits. Noticing how long the line is, he also notices the guy in front of him has a bushel of apples. So he taps the guy on the shouder... "Hey, you can't patent fruit, man"
Oh yeah? Here, try one...
Chomp. Wow... hey that tastes like a peach, how'd you do that?
Turn it around and take a bite, sir!
O...K... Chomp, chew. Hey! That tastes like an orange! Amazing. You know you might be able to patent these if you can make em taste like pu$$y!
The guy grins and digs around in the bushel- Here, try this one.
Naaaw... well OK. Chomp, AAAck! Ptui! spit, gag choke. That tastes like ASS!
Guy says: Turn it around.
Originally Posted by idrivejunk
