Welcome to the community. I will say with that few miles driven over that long of a period of time, I would do a couple things in short order. Most noteably change the oil and filter. It probably wouldnt hurt to have the transmission fluid flushed, pan dropped and filter changed and maybe a coolant flush.
The reason for all this is that with that short trip driving over such a long period of time, condensation can build up quite quickly and believe it or not, even with motor oil in the engine, there can be some rust build up.
After that, I would get it out on the highway for a few times a week. A good 15 or so mile drive one way where you can get up to highway speeds and stay there. That will help clean things out well. I would also keep an eye out for leaks as seals can turn slightly brittle under those conditions, but if you can get it on the highway, it will help restore them to a point.
Good Luck and I will ask about the story behind you name, I love a good chuckle.
