Quote Originally Posted by Elite6 View Post
OK so got them all off... No ratcheting engine forward, plugs are OEM 144K miles, all wires broke off boots in rear.

The following instructions are pure gold & will provide results if conventional methods don't work:

1. Fire up & consume a medium rare to rare steak (t bone of course) and a minimum of 12oz
2. Take down 2 beers at a brisk pace & follow with one red bull (30 min max)
3. Wait an additional 5-10 mins for personal supercharging effect (beers & bull)
4. Throw yourself on he motor (dress pants and all)
5. Remove big bracket at rear
6. Take the hand that best fits, combine that with supercharging effect and imagine your hand is the same one in the Foo Fighters music video "Everlong" - sweet vid please watch
7. Let out savage native indian scalping cry
8. Grab boot & treat it like your worst enemy
9. Boot will yield
10. Explain to wife & kids the screaming in the garage
11. Go watch the game
Dear god in heaven