Yeah Steves a good friend of mine. Just went to a party at his house last Saturday, he lives like less than a mile away from me. He does get a crapload of stupid emails CONSTANTLY so I'm sure he was happy to get one from you that was amusing.
Sorry about your car man, at least you had full coverage and can get it fixed (crazy how thats $3,800 in damage lol). I've never had full coverage work out for me. I've probably spent over 15-20k out of pocket in bodywork in the last 6-8 years.