You offered no advice to my main question. You just did the typical "thats a dumb idea" style of offering "advice". Thats surprisingly not very helpful at all. So, you can think its dumb, stupid, etc... (in the end, it may be) but as I said in the very beginning. I really dont care... I want something different. I just want it to function as well as it can.

Now again, if you have advice to offer on making it function better, I am all ears and open to ideas.