So problem, if I'm not mistaken, the engine isn't grounding properly.
So I ran my jumper cable from the body of the starter up to the negative on the battery. Started the car right up.
Ran the jumper cable from the transmission negative mounts to the battery, just clicks.
So for a temporary fix I ran a cable from the negative battery terminal to the top alternator bolt. Car starts fine now.
So I need to replace my negative wires? However, I believe the transmission is grounding which I assume is why everything else works electrically. The engine just isn't grounding, which the starter grounds to the engine through the bolts that mount it to the motor. So am I on the right track so far?