Driving to work yesterday minding my own business when a Civic SI with the typical foot wide can with a heavy set man drives up. At the light he tells me how "****ty" my "ponticock" is (Exactly the words he used). He was calling it slow and how his honda would rape it. So I say ok. Lets go. When the light turns green we both hammer it and he gets to listen first to a loud supercharger then my exaust as I pulled at least 2 car lengths on him...
That was yesterday, today I was coming home from work when three kids in a low riding accord start passing like 5 cars doing around 80 in a 55, so being the ass I am I floor it as they try to pass me easily pulling on them. I made them stay behind me for the next mile going the speed limit. :P