so i'm out with the girl tonight getting some taco bell. i'm at a stoplight like a half mile at most from the turn into the parking lot and a powder blue straight-piped hyundai accent pulls up next to me as the light turns green. well, as matt would put it, it sounded like a dick slapping your ear. i sped up a little because the "exhaust" was right by my window and obnoxiously loud. as i start to pass him, the douche guns it. i hear it downshift and i'm just like "...really?" so i go half throttle and start to pull away from him, and that's when i hear something like...
well, it was like the cluck that afroman makes at the end of "because i got high", followed by chris berman commentating the home run derby.
my girlfriend looks over and goes "what the f*ck!?" sure enough, the passenger is half out the window, flapping his arms and clucking like a chicken.
by now i'm slowing down to make the turn into t-bell, and sure enough i get the fly-by. so i guess i can't hang with the "clucking like a chicken" mod. scary stuff.
i bet it's gonna be wicked when they get the laying-an-egg mod
Originally Posted by Lawngoose
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