Grand Prix SE vs. Me

[TheyCallMeSteel]

I won on foot.

Yes, serious.

[Deimos]

Do tell

[TheyCallMeSteel]

Was walking to the local strip club. On the way some white skinny kid in a Grand Prix SE started talking trash. I guess he was upset that I was keeping up with him.

We both got stopped at a light, me on the sidewalk, him in the far right lane. I could hear his music pumping and decided to put on a clinic. I knew it was an SE, so I knew I could hold him off for a good 1/4 mile. Light turned, I had zero traction issues and was gone. He eventually caught up to me at the next light and was crying.

I can't blame him.

[Deimos]

I was hoping you were gonna have a story about a runaway car.

[TheyCallMeSteel]

I was hoping you were gonna have a story about a runaway car.

might as well have been.

[Deimos]

lmfao

[gtpinsc]

too f*ckin funny