So i've been rocking out at 4 jobs lately, and I just haven't had time to complain about anything... Maybe I was too tired... Anyway, I remembered about this whole 700 million dollar bailout thing for the poor poor banks that tricked people into huge loans they didn't understand just to steal their house from them... I knew I would have to whine about this...
As I understand it, banks begged uncle sam for a butt ton of money because no one could pay for their ill concieved adjustable rate mortgage traps... So the banks all need money while they figure out how to turn over thousands of homes to millions of people that just got fleeced out of their life savings... Well, what the hell, why not take damn near half our paychecks to duke these ass rangers 700 mill... That's probably what taxes are for... I guess that's why those guys never pay them...
What? Wat was that? Wait... 700 billion?? With a damn B?! 700,000,000,000 AMERICAN DOLLARS?! But... But that's all taxpayer money right? Good... As long as we get to pay the bill... Besides... Think of all the people it will help... With that kind of money, we will be able to buy 7 million people very nice homes... They get a beautiful house, the banks get paid back, the threat of a recession is avoided, and I get to feel a little good knowing that there was a point to all those taxes... I'm getting more excited about this by the second... This bailout will save the homes of 5% of the whole country...
That's not what happened you say? Those banking ass fountains gave themselves billions, and still took millions of homes from innocent, confused people? They've stolen billions from us, and now want us to double pay by buying the damn houses again, and they get the final say on if we can even get one at all??? So i'm working 22 hours a day to toss billionaires a few extra bucks to steal my home... Good to know... Guess I should work 23 so I have that overtime hour to pay for some ammo and a road trip...
