Damn Cats

[05BGCrystal]

My cat took a ****... and it smells like ****. The entire house... oh.. and the other night... he literally farted on my girlfriends head during the middle of the night and it woke her up ( I was awake lol). Damn felines.

[Neil98gt]

Are you drunk? Lol

[Fivefingerdeathpunch]

lol

[Durk Diggler]

Buy a better brand of cat food.

[dsmuts]

I wish my cat would fart on my wifes head that would be hilarious

[MePrix]

Yep. **** smells like **** ! I agree. Change to a different food.

[DEMonte1997]

hahahaha

Some rogue feline dutch oven ****. lmao

[Iceman6669]

My cat took a ****... and it smells like ****. The entire house... oh.. and the other night... he literally farted on my girlfriends head during the middle of the night and it woke her up ( I was awake lol). Damn felines.

Wait... You laid awake and watched you cat put it's ass on your GFs head.... Ok that is pretty funny...

[DirtDog]

^^^^^what uve never farted under the covers with ur girl in the bed. :what:

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[Grimsin]

^^^^^what uve never farted under the covers with ur girl in the bed. :what:

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I dont even have to do that, i just drink some beer and go to bed before my wife does, when she comes into the rooms oh boy does she get mad lmao. guess i do beer farts in my sleep lols.

[DirtDog]

I dont even have to do that, i just drink some beer and go to bed before my wife does, when she comes into the rooms oh boy does she get mad lmao. guess i do beer farts in my sleep lols.

Yup...I was joking I wouldn't do that crap intentionally

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[Grimsin]

Yup...I was joking I wouldn't do that crap intentionally

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I don't intentionally do it either, its the beer and I cant control my bodily functions while I sleep lol, still funny though!

[MePrix]

Not to her!

I don't intentionally do it either, its the beer and I cant control my bodily functions while I sleep lol, still funny though!

[Durk Diggler]

A stink bug flew in my ear while I was sleeping last night. It upset me a great deal.

[thecrustyturd]

my cat got really drunk one time and i woke up and it was ****ing my turtle all over its face

[Peacher213]

My cat took a ****... and it smells like ****. The entire house... oh.. and the other night... he literally farted on my girlfriends head during the middle of the night and it woke her up ( I was awake lol). Damn felines.

Can I borrow your cat? The girlfriend needs to go.

[Dakoda]

^^ lol awesome