Left Lane Lizards

[Below Average Joe]

You may know what I am talking about or you may not. These are the people that cruise in the passing lane and never get over or go faster than the speed limit. I don't like to pass on the right, but I will do what I have to do to get around this person even if it means passing them on the right and cutting them off to pass the person in the right lane. Then they flash their high beams like I have a problem. I don't understand, they made the right lane for people like you. It irritates me when I have to let the cruise off. I'm going 80, get out of the way.

End rant....

[BillBoost37]

While I'm totally with you on them being lizards (like the guy I passed this morning)... doing the speed limit isn't illegal. How I drive..that's illegal. lol

[Bio248]

it's illegal to impede traffic. if you have room to pull over, you're legally obligated to pull over so others can get past.

my favorite thing to do now that i have a manual car is to pull in front of who is going slow, downshift to third or so, and go EVEN SLOWER. this will 95% of the time piss them off and make them pull over. then when they pull over i speed off opening up the lane for everyone. im a hero!

[MoarkatsINmuhtrailer]

I'm with nick. I let somebody get on my ass, slow it down to the speed limit, or under than punch it up to about 90 when they move to try and get around me so everybody flys up behind me and passes the doucher

[Below Average Joe]

I like how you guys think. I passed a woman in a crown vic like that this morning. I want to stop in front of them get out and smack them, and drive off.

[ctracer]

you know youre going slow when a guy in an SE complains about it...aka me.

[Below Average Joe]

Mine is only a stock GT, but it doesn't matter what kind of car you are in. Speed up or get out of my way.

[BillBoost37]

Pshhhhh imagine being passed by a Regal. It's the equivalent of someone with a walker passing you on the sidewalk.

[Below Average Joe]

until they see GS

[ctracer]

most people dont even know what GS means...
i bet they think "grandpa sportscar".

[BillBoost37]

Peeled all da badges off. I want the coppers to think it is a Century. Everyone knows Century's are the slowest cars on earth, driven by the oldest people on earth.

[Below Average Joe]

Peeled all da badges off. I want the coppers to think it is a Century. Everyone knows Century's are the slowest cars on earth, driven by the oldest people on earth.

So this post could also go into the debadging thread.

[BillBoost37]

Don't personally attack me.. (wink wink) My infraction finger has been itchy lately.

[Big Dave]

I'm that guy!! I usually sandbag the outer lane because I was raised by old people... Why the hell do you kids need to be going 90 to get anywhere on time? I manage to get everywhere I need to be without flailing around a busy highway like a retarded chinchilla while some damn usher song rattles and distorts in the box I poorly wired in my trunk... Or nelly... Whatever the whipper snappers listen to these days... The problem becomes the people doing 20 under in the right lanes... That's what flushes normal traffic into the autobahn lane... It's just not worth pulling over for someone you watched weave everywhere at an illegal speed... Let em keep weavin...

[BillBoost37]

But but...

I'm not a weaver, not a kid either, and I am always early for stuff because I leave plenty of time for travel. Travelling at the speed of light is something I enjoy. I also enjoy laughing at the weavers and beavers when the Def Lep is flexing the windows.

[Below Average Joe]

I don't do in constantly. It is one of things that bother me when it happens. I am not one to cause accidents. I have been in a few of those and they are no fun.

[NegativeOne13]

I'm glad KS passed a law that you need to remain in the right lane unless you are passing people. I'm always in the left lane cause I always be passing.

[Below Average Joe]

I'm glad KS passed a law that you need to remain in the right lane unless you are passing people. I'm always in the left lane cause I always be passing.

Like a boss

[SDGTP99]

^^That law applies to outside city limits if I remember it correctly. Supposed to keep traffic flowing but it dosent. Too many dbags out there cutting ppl off in the left lane and slowing down. Cuz thats boss. Meh.

[Odi]

that depends on state laws. try doing speed limit in chicagoland on any lane, see what happens. ROAD RAGE. hell, even pace bus will start honking.