1. More than a year ago, we changed buildings. I was given vague and wholly incorrect maps of general areas to assign printers to (we have over 50 network printers). Today, I found out that the Sales department printers were in the Proposals department, and the Proposals department printer was in the Sales department. There is a significant difference in the quality of printers. I guess they didn't want to bother me for fear that I would banish them to the Realm of Wind and Ghosts or something.
Not sure if I should laugh or despair. Or if I should move the printers. Or what. I'm pretty much at a complete loss for coherent thought.
2. If you demand to make me work on your computer during my lunch break, please don't eat a bag of chips into the phone while I ignore my meal to help you.
3. Coworkers just spent 45 minutes arguing with me about Dubai. Two of them think it's in India (hint: it's not). One of them is a hyper-complainer that fails at calendars. The other misunderstood what the hyper-complainer said and thought Dubai started their work week on Sunday and spent a long time trying to get the point across.
This is the exact opposite of how happy beer makes me.
The time is currently 2:22pm. Only 3.5 hours to go. this list will hopefully stay at "3."