Dumb Neighbor

[zildjian102]

Okay well on the corner of my street is this small run down house. Theres 7 people living there.. friggin trashy people. I did stuff with their daughter a year ago and they found out, so now they hate me.. everytime i go by they give me dirty looks so i rev up my engine to piss them off because.. well.. they piss me off! They always friggin curse at me and call me names, and my moms all like.. just ignore them. But i have a bad temper and i want to get out of the car and punch those damn parents in their faces. Sure, they have a reason to hate me, but dont be friggin immature about it and give me **** alllll the time because ill give it right back. So they have this guy prob in hise 20's living there.. hes sort of mentally slow but he can talk just fine and do everything for the most part fine.. just a little.. odd. Today, i look out in my backyard and i see a horrible DISGUSTING site. the guy is friggin jackin off next to my garage IN MY BACKYARD. if he wasnt f****** retarded i would of gone out there and beat him senseless. What is wrong with people?? He definitely knows thats something you should not do. Trashy bastards. And this neighborhood is so nice and they are the only ones ruining it.

[noreasonwhyy]

HAHAHA seriously??

should have given him a hand.

friggin trashy people. I did stuff with their daughter

my favorite part

[Colossus]

I would have beat the **** out of him regardless of his mental state, if the police get involved say you knew nothing about it (his mental state). He was on your property, if you ask once to leave, and he says no... game on man!!

[zildjian102]

Yea well if i catch him again ill kick his ass. Im always in the garage with my car=) so if he comes anywhere NEAR my car his ass is grass..The best part is my mom saw it.. and she screamed and ran from the window lol

[CTKGP09]

HAHAHAHAHA im sorry but this is the funniest rant EVER

[gtpinsc]

did ya have anything weird goin on after fukcin the "trashy" chick? itching, burning, odd looking bumps or sores? etc etc... just curious

[cody8099]

Wow, just wow. Hilarious though on so many levels but wow. Some people.

[KwazrollinZ28GTP]

did ya have anything weird goin on after fukcin the "trashy" chick? itching, burning, odd looking bumps or sores? etc etc... just curious

LOL yeah, Dude thats ****ed up.

[zildjian102]

Actually the daughter is not trashy.. she moved out because she hates her family lol. THe parents are trash

[gtpinsc]

pic?

[zildjian102]

I dont have one and she dosent have a facebook or myspace.. I dont really talk to her anymore

[SuperSport]

Im sorry about your situation dude, but this thread made my day. Like someone said, funniest rant EVAR.

Seriously though, I know a thing or 2 about bad neighbors...

[zildjian102]

Lol im glad that everyone is laughing at my expense haha but in all honesty it was kind of funny because i was not expecting a guy to be wacking off in my damn yard like wtf lol. I bet the crazy parents told him to do it.

[speedemongtp]

lmfao what an awkward thing to see when you look out the window

[gtpinsc]

[SlowNA06]

Meh, you're better off calling the cops. Jackin' in public makes you a sex offender. Good luck getting employment with that.

[Rust]

Its probably where he unloads the morning wood everyday!
You need to keep that guy from lurking around your property and spuzzin on your stuff!
It could go from gross and funny to something REALLY disturbing.
You've had some ****ty luck lately.

[JarenSTi]

hahaha

[JbrownGTP]

Haha you should have shot him in the bare nuts with a paintball gun yelling ''Bad ratard". Instant no more jerking off in your yard guaranteed

[Poil336]

definitely didn't see that coming hahaha. i'd have kicked his ass though. it's not like he was going to get away from you. he would either have to zip up with a hard on or run with his pants down. either way, it wasn't working out for him lol. x2 on the calling the cops, that would pretty much f*ck his world up