I was sitting in my jeep the other day waiting for my g/f @ the mall. This old B!tch in a BRAND NEW Denali pulls into the stall right in front of me, and she is creeping ahead (towards me) and she keeps going, and keeps going, until my F@#%ing jeep rolls back a bit!!!! then she backs up like 4 inches, and proceeds to get out and head for the mall!I jumped out of my jeep and asked her what the F is wrong with her.... and she just looks at me like "what?" and she tells me she didnt hit me! As I am calling her every word in the " french" language I point out to her that the bumper on her new "clean" denali has a dirty scuff all the way across it, and my "dirty" Jeep has this clean mark all the way across it.... in the same spot! wierd? Then the old bag goes around to the back of my ride, and takes down the plate #??? I'm like YOU HIT ME B!TCH!! and so, it really did no damage or anything to my jeep, so I wasent worried about calling it in or anything, but I took pic's and everything, and her plate #. and sure enough, the RCMP call me, and say that I hit and ran on this bag!!! So, after I explained to them the whole thing, the A-hole tells me I am full of sh!t and I am being charged for hit and run! After I get off the phone with the retard, I go straight to the mall, and get ahold of security... they have a few cameras in the parking lot, and I was lucky enough to be parked right infront of one. So he made me a copy and I took it down to the cop shop, and asked for Officer A-hole that I was on the phone with, and showed it to him. So, now I am making the bag repaint my front bumper... and there is nothing wrong with it! LOL So in the end, for once... I win!
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