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01-28-2010
So I have an eye doctor appt. in a hour, and my doctor is mean as satan.
I woke up with a sore throat and a sinus headache/ plugged up nose.
My dog had 3 seizures this morning.
FML.
But I must say, the first cigarette of the day, is the best cigarette of the day.
01-28-2010
This is something for Fmylife.com, just sayin.
But seriously though, I hope it gets better =)
01-28-2010
I LOVE that website haha. And thank you.
01-28-2010
Drugs will end you son.
That site is funny as hell though, you should check it out.
01-28-2010
actually, mylifeisaverage.com go there. that site = win
01-28-2010
YESSSSSSSSS I check it almost hourly lolOriginally Posted by MiZzBeCcA
01-28-2010
^^ I'll have to check that out.
So on top of my shi+ day, the doctor DIALATED my pupils, AND they were out of those stupid temporary sunglasses. Talk about a fun drive home.
01-28-2010
Today, I got an email from my dad that only said: "Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack? If not, you are now." Yes, Dad, as a matter of fact I am. MLIA
best one I have read from there
01-28-2010
that one is funny, but i have seen funnier. I read it so much that I narrate my life like that lol
01-28-2010
^^ my dad told me the same thing, after he rubbed a dollar bill all over my arm.
01-31-2010
I am more of a tfln guy.
01-31-2010
Lasik. No more eye doctors. I haven't been in 6 years!
01-31-2010
^^agreed with claude. one of my favorites is "have you ever wondered if your mom gave you a kiss goodnight after going down on your dad? you are now..."
Last edited by Poil336; 01-31-2010 at 05:25 PM. Reason: Joel posted before me
01-31-2010
^ i got that in a text a few years ago, makes ya really think, doesn't it...ewww
02-02-2010
can't believe i just read this^^^^^ gross!
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