Im SO pissed off. All I wanted was a damn pet penguin, but my girlfriend is being a ***** and not letting me get one!!! DAMN IT!
"That's impossible"
"That's illegal"
"You can't domesticate a penguin"
"That's cruel"
"It'd cost too much"
"Where would you keep it"
Stupid whore...you all have no idea how much this upsets me.