Slowest automobile you've driven?

[Hippo Machine]

My old 1st gen Geo Prism....105 hp of are you f*cking kidding slow.

Haha saw one of those for sale near my aunts house, went back six months later, still there baking in the sun. Good on gas I hear though.

[fireprix]

My ex gf's Geo metro...was the 4 cyl sedan model!... had to put it in 3rd gear and punch it just to make it up the pass on the fwy.