St. Patrick's Day

[blueguy]

nah. they just over emphasize everything...........

me: whats goin' on man?
friend: not much u......
some random b*tch: omg, do u know its st. patty's day?
me in my mind: yea ya dumb c*nt, why do u think i'm here?

Tryin' to get a cheap date...

Da Da Tschhh (crickets in background from sh**ty joke)