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  1. #1 Blue Laws 
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    In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession.

    In Philadelphia, you can't put pretzels in bags based on an Act of 1760.

    Alaska law says that you can't look at a moose from an airplane.

    In Corpus Christie, Texas, it is illegal to raise alligators in your home.

    In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal.

    It is against the law to mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas in that State.

    In Illinois, the law is that a car must be driven with the steering wheel.

    California law prohibits a woman from driving a car while dressed in a housecoat.

    In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.

    In Tennessee, it is against the law to drive a car while sleeping.

    In New York, it is against the law for a blind person to drive an automobile.

    In West Virginia, only babies can ride in a baby carriage.

    In Georgia, it is against the law to slap a man on the back or front.

    A barber is not to advertise prices in the State of Georgia.

    In Louisiana, a bill was introduced years ago in the State House of Representatives that fixed a ceiling on haircuts for bald men of 25 cents.

    In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.

    In Rochester, Michigan, the law is that anyone bathing in public must have the bathing suit inspected by a police officer !

    In Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year.

    In Utah, birds have the right of way on any public highway.

    In Ohio, one must have a license to keep a bear.

    In Tennessee, a law exists which prohibits the sale of bologna (sandwich meat) on Sunday.

    In Virginia, the Code of 1930 has a statute which prohibits corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than political candidates.

    In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge.

    In the State of Kansas, you're not allowed to drive a buffalo through a street.

    In Florida, it is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.

    In New Jersey, cabbage can't be sold on Sunday.

    In Galveston, Texas, it is illegal to have a camel run loose in the street!


    In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight.

    In Singapore, it is illegal to chew gum.

    In Cleveland, Ohio, it is unlawful to leave chewing gum in public places.

    In Virginia, chickens cannot lay eggs before 8:00 a.m., and must be done before 4:00 p.m.

    In New York, it is against the law for children to pick up or collect cigarette and cigar butts.

    In Massachusetts, it is against the law to put tomatos in clam chowder

    In Washington State, you can't carry a concealed weapon that is over 6 feet in length.

    In San Francisco, there is an ordinance, which bans the picking up and throwing of used confetti.

    In Kentucky, it is illegal for a merchant to force a person into his place of business for the purpose of making a sale.

    It is against the law in Connecticut for a man to write love letters to a girl whose mother or father has forbidden the relationship.

    In Michigan, married couples must live together or be imprisoned.

    n the state of Colorado, a pet cat, if loose, must have a tail-light !


    In Phoenix, Arizona, you can't walk through a hotel lobby with spurs on.

    In California, a law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.

    In Utah, daylight must be visible between dancing couples.

    In Michigan, it is against the law for a lady to lift her skirt more than 6 inches while walking through a mud puddle.

    In North Carolina, it is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street.

    In Georgia, it's against the law to spread a false rumor.

    In West Virginia, one can't cook sauerkraut or cabbage due to the odors and the offence is subject to imprisonment.

    In Missouri, a man must have a permit to shave.

    The law states that more than 3000 sheep cannot be herded down Hollywood Blvd. at any one time.

    In Texas, it is still a "hanging offense" to steal cattle.
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    In Oklahoma, no baseball team can hit the ball over the fence or out of a ballpark.

    So THATS why our team sucks.
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    LOL
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    Ha Ha I liked the NC ones, stupid, but funny
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    HAHA Funny!!!
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    Well I'm in Kentucky so I should be safe, being I take 2 showers a day ....
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    In North Carolina, it is against the law for dogs and cats to fight.

    Ha....cause that one's gonna go well. Who gets the ticket...the land owner, the pet owners, the dog or the cat?
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    If I remember correctly, when I was still living in Louisville, there was a law on the books that stated a husband could legally beat his wife. But that was back in 1992. I am sure it has probably changed since then *shrugs*

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeddyLee View Post
    If I remember correctly, when I was still living in Louisville, there was a law on the books that stated a husband could legally beat his wife. But that was back in 1992. I am sure it has probably changed since then *shrugs*

    Ya, prolly true! There was one in Arkansas a husband could beat his wife on his property with a stick no bigger then like 6in or something like that! lol.
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    no wisconsin in there? i was sure we have some type of dumb laws here, if not all of them.
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    In Massachusetts, it is against the law to put tomatos in clam chowder
    As it should be! New England clam chowder (pronounced "chowda") FTMFW!!!
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    In Waco Tx. it is illegal to leave your horse tied in front of the court house or more than 20 minutes.
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    I have most likely broken the law in Cleveland seeing as I threw my gum at a car last time i was there because noone knows how to drive in that city AT ALL!!!! (and it was the most readily available object lol)
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    In Memphis, Tennessee, a woman is not to drive a car unless a man warns approaching motorists or pedestrians by walking in front of the car that is being driven.
    I'm from Memphis. Why don't they enforce this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sabrewings View Post
    I'm from Memphis. Why don't they enforce this?
    x2 Should be a law in every city and state.
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    Well they call them blue laws cause they are there but not really used...LOL would be VERY funny to see someone doing that! And I agree! Women cant drive....(LOL)
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    Also in Oklahoma:
    you cant wear your boots to bed.

    It is illegal to throw your hat on to the bed.

    No one may spit on a sidewalk.

    Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

    You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

    Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

    Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.
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