Cell Phone Jokes...

**Vespers47** · 01-16-2009

Well, I got this joke I haven't heard in a while, and reading a slightly different variation of it this Hell frozen over morning gave me a warm chuckle in my Engine... heh... so, may be corny, but here goes... hope you all share...

Jack and Jill went up the hill so he could lick her candy...

but Jack got a shock and a mouthful of c*ck...

cause Jill's real name is Randy!

***The version my friends and I use...

Jack and Jill drove up the hill so he could shift her twice...

Jack was stunned, tore Jill a new one...

Cuz Jill was driving.... RICE!!!

yeh yeh... we're American's and proud of our "Thirsty" Machines... (long as it ain't drinking from MY pocket).

P.S.S- Jewish Wife FTW!!!

Keep the Jokes comin if possible...

**sassygtchick** · 01-27-2009

My cuz sent this to me:

2 doctors are in bed after sex.
He says "You must be an OB/GYN cuz you know how to work dat pu**y."
She says "You must be an anestheologist cuz I didn't feel sh*t."

**99gpse** · 01-27-2009

my favorites

humpty dumpty sat on a bed
little bow peep was giving him head
as soon as he cam
she started to weep
she knew by the taste
he'd been f*king her sheep

and 80 year old virgin went to the doctor, she said "doc i think i have crabs"
he said "naw those are fruit flies, your cherries are rotten"