you got that all wrong, he changes your damn name, then moves on......lol
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you got that all wrong, he changes your damn name, then moves on......lol
Bill has no hair on his head.
Bill once flushed a condom down the toilet. That was the day the ninja turtles were born.
lmao ^^^^^
Bill doesn't, he just is.
Bill doesnt cam 3800s. He just gives them pep talks.
Bill doesnt use an ignition key. He just rubs his head and cars get turned on.
After birth, Bill made his mom's transmission shift better on the way home from the hospital.
Bill is the reason Tony Stark drives an Audi.
Luke skywalker isnt in hiding in episode VII, he merely traveled to CT to learn the ways of the force.
Bill once peed in the gas tank of a Grand Prix SE... it ran 9's.
Bill once rebuilt a transmission with a pair of pliers and a paperclip... in the dark... in under an hour... without hurrying.
Bill once built a 4T65... that didn't suck.
Bill wrote the repair manual for the 3800 as his Eagle Scout project.
Every GM service department is hard-wired with a direct emergency line to Bill's place... too bad they never use it.
Bill doesn't use a scan tool... he communicates with cars on a subliminal level.
"BillBoost" is redundant.
Pretty late to this party but I greatly enjoyed the thread. Definitely got some good laughs out of it... :-)
Bump cause all true...