Thread: Fun facts about Bill...

Originally Posted by Bio248

once at age 12 bill was let into a program for exceptional youth that would cater to their gifts.

he promptly entered the facility, pulled the fire alarm, and as everyone rushed from the building announced "i am the only one that matters!"

^^^LIKE.

Holy hell this thread is awesome.....where the f is my popcorn, this is getting good

Bill and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Bill will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Bill can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Bill doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When the first lunar mission landed on the moon, Bill came to greet the astronauts with coffee.

Originally Posted by Below Average Joe

Fixed that for you......

Even better. lol Thanks Joe!

Bill can cut through a hot knife with butter.

When Bill plays Monopoly, it actually changes the world economy.

Bill has a combination Napa/sex shop. That way when he doesn't have the part you need, you can go fvck yourself.

When bill farts a singularity happens

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