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Bill doesn't enter this thread because nobody is saying anything Bill doesn't already know.
Holy hell this thread is awesome.....where the f is my popcorn, this is getting good
Bill and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Bill will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Bill can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Bill doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Bill was once a world renowned victor's secret model
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...251c9ed44a.jpg
back in the day....pre internet ****s were quite different for bill
http://www.cat-lovers-only.com/image...er-box-375.jpg
As a child bill never wanted to be a superhero. Superheroes wanted to be like bill
When the first lunar mission landed on the moon, Bill came to greet the astronauts with coffee.
Bill likes Ford's
Bill can cut through a hot knife with butter.
When Bill plays Monopoly, it actually changes the world economy.
once upon a time, bill.
Bill has a combination Napa/sex shop. That way when he doesn't have the part you need, you can go fvck yourself.
Bill doesn't know what a butt plug is
When bill farts a singularity happens
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