Bill once looked at dRunK13. and wondered how he managed too outswim every other choice.
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Bill once looked at dRunK13. and wondered how he managed too outswim every other choice.
Bill invented fire by reflecting the sun off of his head
Women leave the toilet seat up for Bill
I can't believe I just read all five pages.
This is hysterical.
wait tell page 50
Lmfao
The chevy plant once consulted bill to fart to make the real tornados they put in their vortec motors.
Chevy Silverado made by Bill Boost and big d!cks
although he was begotten, not made, bill lets his 'mother' act the part.
Bill taught Fonzie to "aaaaaaaaaaa!
Bill knows where Waldo is.
Bill has a bear rug. The bear is still alive; it doesn't move out of fear.
Bill and Stephen Hawking were sitting around discussing quantum physics when an argument ensued. Bill ripped open time and space with a quick motion. Stephen Hawking was pulled into the fold and has been in a wheelchair ever since.
Bill is not bald; he sucks the hair into his head when he needs more aerodynamics.
Once a man disagreed with Bill....his name was forever changed.
Bill gives all prostate exams.
once at age 12 bill was let into a program for exceptional youth that would cater to their gifts.
he promptly entered the facility, pulled the fire alarm, and as everyone rushed from the building announced "i am the only one that matters!"