bill can install siding from 500 yards out with his air nailer.
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bill can install siding from 500 yards out with his air nailer.
Bill once brought a knife to a gunfight...just to even the odds.
every time bigfoot has been photographed it was actually bill taking a stroll through the local forest.
when someone uses the reference "you're the man" to anyone, it's actually in reference to bill.
the last supper was actually prepared by bill.
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when bill mows the lawn he uses a pair of childrens scissors and stripes the lawn better than any professional ever could. in 5 minutes.
When Jesus walked on water, it was actually Bill holding him from underneath.
at the end of world war ii, hitler did not take a cyanide pill on purpose. he was force fed it by bill.
bill laid the great wall of china by hand.
the earth only rotates as bill walks around and any sudden change in direction is why massive storms are created.
bill separated the continents from it's former version of pangea because he swung his axe too hard, too many times.
Stonehenge is the ruins of the locals sacrificial place to Bill.
When moses parted the red sea, it was really Bill using the force from a great distance.
Bill is superman's kryptonite, therefore he is stronger than superman.
when california breaks off and falls into the ocean, bill will be there lending a hand to make sure it stays at the bottom of the pacific.
Bill knows more about the 3800 than the engineers who designed it.
rocket fuel is a more friendly term to use than "bill's urine".
Bill can play Chopin...on the drums.