BAN The Person ABOVE You!!!! (THIS IS MEANT TO BE A FUNNY/COMMICAL THREAD!!!)

Banned for being there when i felt like banning someone...lol

Banned for banning some one who was "There for you"

Banned for getting lost while trying to be there.

Banned for trying to get there, but couldn't.

banned for getting there and not showing him "The Way"

Banned for not giving him directions.

Banned for not knowing the directions.

Banned because your $600 Garmin got PWN'd by my $100 Iguidance Software on the laptop. And for not turning around and going back to "The Compound" so I could see this house you spoke of complete with spotlights and Razor wire and a 10ft entrance gate.

Banned for watching a drunk naked fat ass mexican't take a piss in someones gas tank.

Banned for not stopping him from watching a drunk naked fat ass mexican't take a piss in someones gas tank.

Banned for not being there to know:

A. He was watching too
B. It was the drunk naked fat ass mexiant's buddy's Mustang he was pissing in
C. StreetWolf SCARED the Living CRAP out the guy by getting on the Land Rover's P.A. system and telling him to pull his pants up ROFLMAO

Banned for not inviting me. That would have been funny as hell to see the look on his face.

Banned for living "Too Far Away"

and yeah we were laughing our asses off!....especially when the driver came back about 60sec later pulled up got out and came up to my window looking like he wanted to start something...Till I said I was a Federal Police Officer...then he was the coolest guy you've ever seen (ROFLMAO)...we told him he needed to take his buddy home before he got into trouble and told him what his buddy did....he played it off but I am willing to bet there was a fight in that car on the way home. ROFLMAO

Banned for starting a lovers quarrel.

Banned for making me nearly fall out of my chair laughing.

Banned for not falling all the way out so I could laugh.

Banned for laughing at me (I know you did...you just wanted me to have fallen out of the chair so you could laugh that much harder)

Banned for getting laughed at.

banned for laughing at him yourself.

Banned because you wanted to laugh but couldnt!