BAN The Person ABOVE You!!!! (THIS IS MEANT TO BE A FUNNY/COMMICAL THREAD!!!)

banned for being a grown up

Banned because I'm only 17 nub.

Banned because your not a DMan.

Banned because your probably as ugly as the chick in your Avatar.

Banned because you wish you were the chick in my avatar...

Banned because I think that's the stupidest post you've ever made.

Banned because you are right. I am way more intelligent.

Banned because your not much smarter than the average house pet.

Banned because you ARE the average house pet.

Banned because you don't realize if I was the average house pet you'd be the equivalent of my turd.

Banned because you talk about your shiz on a forum.

Banned for not talking about it enough.

Banned because you should know women don't talk about their shiz on a forum.

Banned for being too girlie online.

banned for being too boy..ie online

Banned for making up words online.

banned for not letting me make up werds

Banned for misspelling words, haha.

baned fer knot nowing ii wus makeeng uup werds

You have been thus banned for reasons being improper sentence structure.