I got pulled out of a car at gunpoint.. and i mean torn out of that car, and im not a small guy.
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pulled out a dragon point? that musta been scary.
This one time when I was driving drunk and smashing porter potties with my car, I had the cops pull their guns on me....I told them...it was the dragons
he touched a dragon in its 'no no' spot.
He raped a dragon!
Sudden.. you in near me?
He is getting very close to you bill.
Like..his dragon's out?
I think that is what he is implying, maybe he wants you to pet his dragon?
because dragons are the sh!t
No telling.
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and because BillBoost made an astounding observation of truth.
i was 18, in my 70 formula 400 firebird, my lic was already suspended, my car had no insurance, and expired registration, my foreman at work sold pot, i went to his place to buy a bag. as im walking out to leave, i see a unmarked car on the corner, so walked to my car grabbed a cassette tape, walked back to the house. told my boss/dealer, theres a f ing cop siting on the corner. so i hang out for a while longer, hes say dont worry leave. i left, as i pulled from the curb, the un marked car followed me of course lol who didnt see this coming.
they followed me to a off set intersection, and blocked me in, no lights or nothing till i was trapped, then it was all over.
got nailed for cds in a motor vehicle, driving while suspended, expired reg and no insurance.
cds= controlled dangerous substance 2 year loss of lic
no insurance, 1 year loss of lic
driving while suspended added another 60 days.
reg was a ticket.
then there was towing and impound fees as well.
i was offered a free walk to be a rat. told the cop to write my tickets and lets get on with it. after that, he was no longer my friend.
my bail was 2500, and was on its way, but he decided that i was out of time, and shipped me off to the county jail, spend 8 hours in a holding cell, once you check into the county, you dont get out very fast.
heres the kicker, i knew 3 people in the holding cell. on guy was a friends brother, stole a car or some crap. this Spanish guy, hes like i know you....im you do? he goes you used to buy weed from me on 181 st in Washington heights, you drove the GMC 2 tone loud as truck,,,,thens hes like, im DC!!!! and you know what, it was him, been a years since i seen him. how else would he know my truck so well. funny thing is, when i would roll down his street, he would hear me coming, my truck had headers, 1 foot of pipe, and thrush mufflers, no tail pipes at all. so it was loud, DC would run into the street, and dive on my hood, every time i showed up lol
i cant remember the other guy, but he was though a friend of a friend, we had met before.
then there was the guy from Columbia who got popped with 2 keys of coke. he started yelling pee pee, ( he barley spoke English ) the guards beat the living sh it out of him. like pinned his neck from behind with a broom stick to the wall, while 2 other guys pounded him with night sticks. my day had just looked alot better then his, all the cells got very quiet after that crap.
last messed up part was just out side the cell i was in, there was a co's desk, it had a cork board on the wall, just out of your reach was a get out jail free card form a monopoly game lol cops are so sick.
this was the first time i had a cop draw his gun, theres another story for another day.
Almost in a shoot out ??
Like I was almost rich cause I played that damn powerball!
Almost had sex cause I talked to her!
almost won the fight!
Almost arrested cause I got stopped!
Almost a rock star cause I played guitar!
Almost President cause I voted too!
... Etc.
:D
would have pooped everywhere.
He was in near a poopin! Probably cause the Dragon driving a GP while committing crime!