Zombie apocalypse.

^LOL

I saw another one today that some guy admitted to having eaten a guys brain and heart.

Legalize drugs so people stop smoking "bath salts" and **** like K2! That's whats causing this.

That's mentioned in that Yahoo post that was linked. It also mentioned that Canadian guy that did the 1 Ice pick 1 Lunatic thing, since he chopped that guy up, and ate part of his ass.

Talking to my friend Brandon about our "action plan" when it comes down to it, his response..

Me: sooo Zombie apocalypse. What's the plan? I say we all pitch in, buy a big ass truck with a giant boat, or a submarine..

Brandon: well ultimately, my plan is to just let them eat me, you will never win, and being a zombie would be fuucking BA.

i think there was another one that happned in ocean city, im bouta build a war bunker

Time to go visit my uncle in Alaska. And if I don't leave in time, then its plan B: the attic.

So the latest zombie scare in Miami...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo

... is at least funny.

Watch for 2:00 marker, one of the guys pulls a gun... but runs away anyways. ***** lol

^^ they had a vid thats longer and at the end he made like 15 black dudes run away then they manned up and decided to chase him, was hillarious

Did they kick his zass.

they were about to cause they caught him, then the guy must of told him it was a joke cause obviously they were running faster then the poor white dude lmao

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Originally Posted by sLpGPGT

^^ they had a vid thats longer and at the end he made like 15 black dudes run away then they manned up and decided to chase him, was hillarious

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You obviously didn't watch to the end. There is a group of like 15 at the basketball court, he walks in and they chase him out.

FAILZ... :th_shakinghead1:

nah man i did, they chased him out and one of the guys caught him then camera shut off behind the building but u could tell the guy said it was a joke cause he was bouta get his ass waxed

I would have kicked his Z-ass. I wouldn't think it was funny. Actully I would have thought he was crazy and shot him.

if he did that in philly hed be dead and on channel 6 news at 11 lmao

Same with Oklahoma and Texas.

We may have had a few try that, but we just thought they went crazy.

If you honestly tried that in Texas your ass would be grass so fast...

Crazy dude comes at ya, pull gun & point, tell to em to stop, one step, two step, pop, pop, pop. One in the head(incase he's a zombie) and two in the chest(so there is for sure only one version of the story...yours)

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Originally Posted by 99PontiacGTP

Crazy dude comes at ya, pull gun & point, tell to em to stop, one step, two step, pop, pop, pop. One in the head(incase he's a zombie) and two in the chest(so there is for sure only one version of the story...yours)

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That's how I was trained, that's how I practice.

Not sure if this has been posted anywhere yet. I don't believe in Zombies, but the end times are becoming a reality that it is coming soon...

Human remains delivered to 2 Canada schools - Yahoo! News

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Originally Posted by Koscoe

... I don't believe in Zombies, but the end times are becoming a reality that it is coming soon...

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Meh, too much hype over the Mayan Calender ending and the 2012 movie and everything else. People are turning normal crazy into OMG CRAZY and matching it to "end times" and "prophecy". If it happens, well what are you going to do about it? Just keep going, life will go on.
http://www.dailyfunnystuff.net/wp-co...n-Calendar.jpg
^^^ My thoughts why it ended lol.

Even scientists are saying its bogus, its just another life cycle that will roll over and start anew.

I don't know if I already said it or not, the Mayans didn't have a leap year so the world ended like 9 months ago.