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    Default 10-31-2011
    You: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
    Her: "what?"
    You: "Enough to break the ice"
    Her: "HAHAHA..."
    You: "Anyways.... I had a great time dancing with you the other night and was wondering if you would like to go to the movies or grab something to eat saturday night?"

    ^^ there you go.
     
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    Oh my 19......
     
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    Default 11-01-2011
    Quote Originally Posted by Fraschy View Post
    I LOVE it when guys do that..and I love playing with their hair and running my fingers through it.

    Please continue.
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    Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

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    Default 11-01-2011
    Quote Originally Posted by z3r0 View Post
    Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
    :facepalm:

    This was lame.
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    Default 11-01-2011
    I didn't go to school again today cuz im still sick.

    I might go later.

    Sorry if I don't.


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    Default 11-01-2011
    Nice excuse.
     
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    Default 11-01-2011
    you have her number just call her! or txt her.

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    Default 11-01-2011
    I only read the first page, didn't read the whole thread...did he chloroform this chick yet?
     
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    Default 11-01-2011
    Quote Originally Posted by Hippo Machine View Post
    I didn't go to school again today cuz im still sick.

    I might go later.

    Sorry if I don't.
    Do you have AIDS?

    Last edited by Pure2sin; 11-01-2011 at 02:50 PM.
     
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    Default 11-01-2011
    Bah! You're too young to wanna settle down anyway. Take a few years, screw everything you see, and when you stop caring about looking for the right girl, she'll fall into your lap....literally and/or figuritively.
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    Default 11-01-2011
    You fail so hard that it makes my head hurt.

    Use your sickness to your advantage!
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    Default 11-01-2011
    Consider yourself lucky that I don't know you Hippo.....cause things would get done if I did!!!!!
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    Default 11-01-2011
    Quote Originally Posted by 98L36 View Post
    Consider yourself lucky that I don't know her Hippo.....cause she would get done if I did!!!!!
    Fixed.




    Oh, and the skittles thing worked 4 for 4 so far. Thanks to whoever suggested that for the excellent dome I got last night.
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    Default 11-01-2011

    Ok, I'll give you that one but seriously Hippo, just go to school and ask her!
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    Default 11-01-2011
    All aboard the failboat! I just snagged this little lulzy bit from teh gpf chatz!

    "3:44 PM <Hippo Machine> brandon we dont know each other enough for me to call her "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Explicit_Spade View Post
    All aboard the failboat! I just snagged this little lulzy bit from teh gpf chatz!

    "3:44 PM <Hippo Machine> brandon we dont know each other enough for me to call her "
    I just mean people around here dont cal each other like that...


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    Default 11-01-2011
    Quote Originally Posted by Explicit_Spade View Post
    Oh, and the skittles thing worked 4 for 4 so far. Thanks to whoever suggested that for the excellent dome I got last night.
    Did she take her teeth out?
    Its just a car.......with rust and dreams for the future!!!!

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    Un sub'd from this homo fest lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Monkey View Post
    Un sub'd from this homo fest lol
    Don't you want to know what happens?


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