Help with girls?

oh i ****ing am
first girl in a while i've actually had a feeling about
i'm a cold emotionless bastard who could careless about most feelings as i don't have them thanks to my accident 2 yrs ago)

Like others have said you have built this up. Just text her and ask her if she wants to hang out over the weekend. If she doesn't respond then move on. Most people are cowards and rather not respond than flat out say no... If she says no, at least you have a dialogue to convince her otherwise. If yes, great... On the date be a gentlemen (not a bi*ch or a jerk) if she isn't willing to pay for anything or stands there waiting, ditch her. Get this over with because you have other task that take priority... Like school...

Go up to her tell her you have a problem you want her to help you with, when she asks what tell her you think your penis tastes like skittles.

go up to her and show her this thread.

But how would you know that your penis tastes like skittles? Hmmm?

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Originally Posted by slick2500

Go up to her tell her you have a problem you want her to help you with, when she asks what tell her you think your penis tastes like skittles.

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Winning. :th_laugh-pointup:

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Originally Posted by whitehead

But how would you know that your penis tastes like skittles? Hmmm?

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Well, something in this thread smelled fruity!

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Originally Posted by whitehead

But how would you know that your penis tastes like skittles? Hmmm?

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Oh wouldn't you like to know. :th_winking:

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Originally Posted by whitehead

But how would you know that your penis tastes like skittles? Hmmm?

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someone snowballed before

Holy crap dude this thread is a beast!
Growing larger by the second

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Originally Posted by E90 87SS GTP

Like others have said you have built this up. Just text her and ask her if she wants to hang out over the weekend. If she doesn't respond then move on. Most people are cowards and rather not respond than flat out say no... If she says no, at least you have a dialogue to convince her otherwise. If yes, great... On the date be a gentlemen (not a bi*ch or a jerk) if she isn't willing to pay for anything or stands there waiting, ditch her. Get this over with because you have other task that take priority... Like school...

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this is great. keep in mind, be a gentleman :)

I'd like to know how this thread got so off topic.....lol ;)

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Originally Posted by E IN v Y

Holy crap dude this thread is a beast!
Growing larger by the second

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Just like hippos blue balls!

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Originally Posted by E90 87SS GTP

Like others have said you have built this up. Just text her and ask her if she wants to hang out over the weekend. If she doesn't respond then move on. Most people are cowards and rather not respond than flat out say no... If she says no, at least you have a dialogue to convince her otherwise. If yes, great... On the date be a gentlemen (not a bi*ch or a jerk) if she isn't willing to pay for anything or stands there waiting, ditch her. Get this over with because you have other task that take priority... Like school...

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simple, and 100% accurate.

Also, if you need conversation ideas... PM me.

^^^ post them i'd like to find out what you'd say

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
My dick tastes like skittles
Wanna rainbow inside you?

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Originally Posted by Explicit_Spade

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
My dick tastes like skittles
Wanna rainbow inside you?

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:th_king-evil: :th_laugh-pointup: :th_jester:

What I wouldn't give to see Hippo saying this to her on video.....

I'd give $1.00

rub her shoulder blades and say that funny
when she says what say this is where the wings should be
and them hit her on the head drag her back to your cave a reproduce