Thread: It disappeared up my...

...penis.

Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood.

The eel treatment in question is a similar concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures. Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin. But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.
'I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,' the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.
'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'

Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it.

Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis during beauty spa | Metro.co.uk

*cringe*

heard about this on the radio this morning going to school.

Free Beer and Hot wings?

Gave me the willys.. *shudder*

da fek



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possible urban myth

Originally Posted by bluegtp91

da fek



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Agreed.... I was like

for any of you guys that have been tested for STD's. i know the pain this guy has gone through. cept it was a q-tip not a flippin eel!

this guy i used to work with was having MAN problems, and he told me that they stuck a glass rod over a 1/4 inch thick, down and so far in, and they had hemostats on his cock as well, said it was the worst day of his life, and his dick was black and blue for 3 weeks, and anything that came out of it burned like mad.

now that sucks, maybe not as bad a eel trying to swim up your urethra, but sucks all the same.

yea...wasnt that long for me (the pain. not my...ya u know) but same deal. black and blue after for a few days. i'd like to say i passed the test. but it's hard (pun) to say you passed a test when your in so much pain afterwards.

****, ****, god damn, wtf, son of a *****!!? Im not revisiting this thread out of dear respect to my penis!! Owww

Makes my junk hurt now. cant even imagine how that feels

None of you have had a catheter have you.

Originally Posted by DrunkieTheBear

None of you have had a catheter have you.

nope and your not shoving a tube in my dick hole till you hit bladder, nope not gonna happen.

I hope to keep my penis hole virginity my whole life.

Agreed!