Thread: i am the bird KILLER!!

in the past month or so i have or i mean the birds have been hitting my car. idk wut it is, they must not see my black car steaming through the shadows. i would have to say i have hit 10+ birds. one of these days im going to nail one right one the windshield. or the birds around here are turning mental. F*ck you birds

So... No damage to the car?

i feel ya. i hate when animals just pop out in front of your car. my car killed aprox 3 raccoons, injured more than 6. fvck you raccoons.

Originally Posted by Explicit_Spade

So... No damage to the car?

no not yet. yet is the keyword tho. right now she is in the shop getting a new power steering pump

I nailed a coon a couple weeks ago doing like 75mph. The thing sound like it exploded, I could hear tiny bits of it flying in my wheel well for a good 1/2 mile. Got home and all it did was unpopped the middle clips on the front valance.

i hit a bird with my windshield doing 65. all it did was make a smudge.

It must be a black car thing.
Whatever you do, do NOT hit a goose....





That was about $1,800 in damage

well f__k...

Holy crap! Lol, you can still see the goose feathers in the glass.

Haha yeah..that was right after I pulled over after it happened. Hit it going 60ish. Scared the *&&%^%*& out of me. I had the sunroof open, but closed it minutes before, or im pretty sure it would have fell inside, which would have been awful.
I had to turn around and drive an hour back home, got pulled over once because the cop didn't think I was aware of the huge cracks and shattered glass....

But yes...birds have a thing for black cars (and white too i think)

Omg lmfao!!!! That is priceless! Sorry about ur car tho.....hahahahahahahahaha