"How many assholes we got on this ship?"
"Yo!!!"
"I knew it, Im surrounded by assholes"......(clunk)..."Keep firing assholes!!!"
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"How many assholes we got on this ship?"
"Yo!!!"
"I knew it, Im surrounded by assholes"......(clunk)..."Keep firing assholes!!!"
Believing in marriage is like believing in Santa Claus.
~27 Dresses
That's strange, the blood usually gets off on the second floor...
guess this 1...... im blackaniese
Kind of long, but I've always thought it was the greatest closing monologue of any movie.
"All right now I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him. Any sumb**ch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, burn his damn house down. Nobody better shoot. You better bury Ned right. You better not cut up nor otherwise harm no whores. Or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bit**es."
nice badaz haha get this 1....? "burp charlie its the only way!"
"I never knew, I swear to God."
"SWEAR TO ME!!"
My son always says this (all he does is quote movies)......(1)'I blacked out, I just blacked out. And when I woke up, I was standing over him screaming I told you not to go there, I told you not to go there!!!'
Also (2)' On a night just like tonight, ten years ago, there was a sound like a garbage truck plumeting off the Empire State Building. An when they finally pulled the body from the twisted burning wreck it looked like this :th_loveit:
And (3) "Thats a huge B!tch"
My favorite (1) Your drivin along Drivin along and all of a sudden the kids are yelling from in the back seat I gotta go to the bathroom daddy, Not now damn it! Truck Tire! ERRRRRR I cant stop!!!HELP Theres a cliff AWWWWWW And your families screaming Oh my God we're burning alive. No I cant feel my legs. Here comes the meat wagon. Wee oooh weee oooh And the medic gets out and says Oh My God! New guys in the corner puking his guts out Blah Blah All because you wanted to save a couple a pennys"
My daughter always says 'Mr. Herman Paging Mr. Herman You have a telephone call'
GTPluv's son's...
1.) Anger Management
2.) Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
3.) Deuce Bigalow (first one) comes to mind
GTPluv's...
Tommy Boy
Your not as good as you think you are, you just watch good movies ;) haha
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"
JAWS! awesome movie.... my quote... "i bet him a hundred dollars he couldn't light a fart on fire" can u guess this movie?
BEST QUOTE EVER GOOD JOB Your drivin along Drivin along and all of a sudden the kids are yelling from in the back seat I gotta go to the bathroom daddy, Not now damn it! Truck Tire! ERRRRRR I cant stop!!!HELP Theres a cliff AWWWWWW And your families screaming Oh my God we're burning alive. No I cant feel my legs. Here comes the meat wagon. Wee oooh weee oooh And the medic gets out and says Oh My God! New guys in the corner puking his guts out Blah Blah All because you wanted to save a couple a pennys
GOOD I LOVE IT imma go watch it right now ahaha
Me too! I'm gonna watch it now.
Try this one (1) " You wanna lay the fate of the world on a kids Camaro?"
Or (2) " What's the password?' 'New England Clam Chowder' 'Is that the red or the white?' 'Oh I can never remember that, The White?'
And (3) " have you ever had a whitehead on your eyeball Mary?"
(4) How can I get all the work done mit all the shouting?! *Who the hell is that?* Thats a.... "Heinz Gezwellwert, I'm trainer of dolphins, You want to talk to the dolphin, you talk to me." *What happened to the regular trainer?* "Vhat happened to him?! Vhat happened to me?! Seven years I am making the grade We are making the dolphins disappear Und then Roy is coming mit the vhite tiger and the stuffing in the pants Und I'm gone" *Where is Snowflake?* Why do you care about Snowflake? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? Do you have a dorsal fin? To train the dolphin you must think like the dolphin. You must be getting inside the dolphins head und communicating. I'm saying to Snowflake akay akay akay akay Und he is saying Uh kay Uh kay. Und he is up on the tail ee ee ee ee ee Und you can quote him!
no.1 - Transformers