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  1. #1 A GERMAN joke 
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    My dad and his buddy rip on each other and they were working on some cars a few years ago and still to this day i laugh.... whats the torque specs for a tire "said by a german dude".......................... Good n Tight haha the reason for good n tight is there is a word in german that sounds like it.... idk maybe you do?
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    that makes no sense.
    if it was a german, that would make more sense.
    people are like slinkies, not really good for anything until you push them down some stairs
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    Ja hat er recht. Es ist nehmen an, ein deutscher Witz zu sein. Nicht der andere Weg ringsherum
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    It should have been German like Street said.

    I think Joe was trying to get across, all be it poorly , the German phrase, Gudentaut* is the closest spelling I can come to it. Obviously Street can do a better explaination.

    But it was suppose to be the punchline for the joke.
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    lmao greddy yes you are right my bad haha wow i screwed that 1 up big time haha OK A GERMAN guys says haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTPJOE90 View Post
    greddy



    Its Geddy..............where do you keep getting Greddy from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeddyLee View Post


    Its Geddy..............where do you keep getting Greddy from?
    He must still have rice in his blood from all the Greddy products they have for all the riced out imports.HAHA!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeddyLee View Post


    Its Geddy..............where do you keep getting Greddy from?
    Haha, your screwed now. I have a nickname for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Street Wolf View Post
    Haha, your screwed now. I have a nickname for you.




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    still doesnt make sense to me, even with german accent.

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    nvm lol and sorry geddy lol ur not greddy r u haha jk
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    LOL!!!
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    The setup, was supposed to be, "Whats the German word, for Virgin?? Right? Or, is there a different version?
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    LMAO never heard that but it works perfectly lmao
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