Thread: Hector is going legit...trying to get on the NIRA circuit....

but...how does he expect to do this when he drives around with no hood, and he chromed the **** out of his engine bay?

Only ask this because....well....Hector is a good guy. He told me about this shop called Racer's Edge. Something about this dude named Torreto that gets all his stuff there. Anyone know anything about this place, and this guy named Torreto?




Edit: For those that don't get it, I was searching F&F quotes to make fun of a guy that was selling his modded GP to build an "e-bay turbo'd" 95 Civic. I came across this on a honda forum and reposted. Now lets continue with the ricer phrases and shenanigans

Are you serrious ?!?!

who the hell is hector?

You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?

ugh...

FAST FIVE.

there.

I need Nawz, Two of em! THE BIG ONES!

Originally Posted by 02GrandPrixIraqVet

Man cant you wait until spring for the lame movie lines when the next lame movie comes out...... 5 something....

Dont get me wrong I like the movies.... but I agree theres still a lot of time before Fast Five

You drive like you've done this before, whatta you a wheelman?

What the hell is this thread about?! I get the Fast and Furious quotes but who's hector and his hoodless car?!

Originally Posted by tayl5645

Dont get me wrong I like the movies.... but I agree theres still a lot of time before Fast Five

That just means that I have more time to prepare for TEH RACE WARZ!

Originally Posted by a3gtp

What the hell is this thread about?! I get the Fast and Furious quotes but who's hector and his hoodless car?!

The guy from the first movie that walked into "The Racers Edge" and requested 3 Spoon engines 3 Motegi exhausts etc overnight from Japan.

Man I think you've seen those movies too many times, which means anything more than once since they're right up there with the Twilight series in terms of stupidity, bad acting, bad script, bad directing and in general just total garbage.

i live my life a 1/4 mile at a time, lol but that race went on for like a minute, so it was much more than a 1/4 mile, or those cars/driver/cgi are just that slow...
I hate cgi car movies

yea i heard that race scene lasted like 1:38 meanwhile those cars are 11 sec cars lol

Ask any racer, any real racer it doesnt matter if you win by an inch or a mile winings winning

You can't race your dad's Jetta for pinks, What if you lose?

Originally Posted by Explicit_Spade

You can't race your dad's Jetta for pinks, What if you lose?

This guy driving a Hoonda 2000 theres no way ill lose