Thread: Hector is going legit...trying to get on the NIRA circuit....

Hey, Where's he going?

jesse dont do it.i bet he's got over a hundred grand under the hood of that car.(highly doubt that lol)

Vince: Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, faggot!
Brian: I like the tuna here.
Vince: Bull**** asshole, no one likes the tuna here!
Brian: Yeah well I do.

Most of those chromed out hondas had a polished turbo in them too... jus sayin.

Some people can't take jokes on the internet... but that just proves the point of "If it ain't quick, Chrome it."

Originally Posted by Explicit_Spade

Hey, Where's he going?

he went to the car wash

Brian; What's the retail on one of those?
Ferrari Driver: More than you can afford pal. Ferrari.
Dom: [turning to Brian] Smoke him.

[Brian comes into a restaurant]
Mia: Tuna on white. No crust, right?
Brian: I don't know. How is it?
Mia: Every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn't changed.
Brian: I'll have the tuna.
Mia: No crust?
Brian: No crust.

Dom; Jesse, since you were the first to reach in and grab some chicken, why don't you say grace?
Jesse: [saying grace] Dear Heavenly... uh...
Leon: Spirit.
Jesse: Spirit. Thank you. Thank you for providing us with the direct-port nitrous... uh... injection, four-core intercoolers, an' ball-bearing turbos, and... um... titanium valve springs. Thank you.
Leon: Amen!
Dom: Very nice.
Letty: He was praying to the car gods.

Brian: Hey, Jimmy! We got any half-empty bottles of nitrous laying around
Jimmy: Sure, but I already loaded you with spray.
Brian: I'm thinking we may need it for something else. 'Cause our cars may get a little crowded.

Originally Posted by FoSHO99

Most of those chromed out hondas had a polished turbo in them too... jus sayin.

Originally Posted by Explicit_Spade

Some people can't take jokes on the internet... but that just proves the point of "If it ain't quick, Chrome it."

Yeah and I was joking too, ya diltz

My GF got me the 4 pack for christmas I almost married her LOL

I seen you checkin her out.
Ok i was now shut up.
U shut up.tell me to shut up.

Both you girlies shut up.unbelievable.