Random thought thread

[GAFF]

LOL at woman trying to park a ford taurus in a subcompact spot and failing for 5 minutes

LOL at woman trying to parrallel park a grand prix and ending up on the sidewalk.

LOL at friend of above woman still waving her back while she's on the sidewalk.

[tayl5645]

Please tell me friend was also a woman.. it will make the story

[Poil336]

'tis true. also, idk about the one trying to parallel park, but the other two were on cell phones

[MissChelsea]

Are you men implying that us women are bad drivers?

[Bio248]

Are you men implying that us women are bad drivers?

yes. 100% true.

[DreadMcLaren]

Yes?

[MissChelsea]

Okay well 99.9% of women are bad drivers. I don't think I'm a bad driver.

[Bio248]

are you a woman? if so, you get lumped in that group.

[Explicit_Spade]

No woman thinks they are a bad driver, which makes it that much worse.

[MissChelsea]

I'm really not though! lol. I used to be when I was 16, but four years of practice makes perfect. :P

[Bio248]

sure it does.

[Poil336]

regardless of this fact, i still pay higher insurance rates than women with accidents and tickets on their records

[Sandman]

Drinking commences at 4, going all night. Should make for a fun day next at work.

[oneil.GTP]

its st patty's day everyday for this guy.
green beer is for posers.
everyone claims they're irish
cant wait for mama's potatoes tonight..

[MissChelsea]

Bacardi Lemon + Sprite = Orgasm in my mouth!

Happy St. Patty's day bitxhes!

[Rice01]

i got interviewed to be a cuddle buddy for a female friend of mine, when did they start interviewing for that ?

[Poil336]

is she hot?

[Rice01]

yes she is hot, i got 10+ yrs of driving and consider myself a novice

[nawarkk]

Girls girls girls I do adore

Yo put your number on this paper 'cause I would love to date ya

[matt5112]

4 years of driving is considered experience?

I have nearly four years.... And i still consider myself a noob.