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11-09-2010
this one should get the ball rolling. was said last night and it made me think of the awesomely intoxicated words that leave my mouth sometimes.
come on GPF, make me proudi can always act drunk when sober, yet i can never act sober when drunk. makes no sense.
11-09-2010
Not mine, but it is my buddy's: Water is for plants, I'll take a beer.
11-09-2010
nice matt.
knew it. when i drink beer, all's well. but once i start drinking whiskey, i'll be drunk for half the next day.Originally Posted by Bio248
11-09-2010
I always loved...
Is there an officer, problem?
Other than that...just a bunch of stupid babbling, drunk crap I don't remember.
11-09-2010
Text from my drunk friend, I was stupid drunk as well:
"Brews shotr n 40 nal mean 8 am test tom lol hahaia, haha aint necessary after i kno rable"
To this day all we are able to decipher was that he had a test at 8am lol. I assume autospell spelled necessary for him and neither of us know a "Tom".
11-09-2010
That makes more sense than Tom=name
11-09-2010
Dude 1 " awww dude i spilled warm beer on my pants..."
Dude 2" uhh dude that aint beer."
11-09-2010
"i'm not as think as you drunk i am" - my buddy
11-09-2010
Ben (Pepino) calling South Park Culvers.
And me thinking dirtmasters name was dirty guy.
This all went down at the GPMMM
11-09-2010
lol.. I knew this was what you were talking about. I was actually trying to say cartman, not culvers. I was also more then jusst drinkin', lol
Just be glad you could actually understand me...... usually its just "mmhmhmmhmmm, ha... notha beeer"
11-09-2010
its true. ben likes to make a sentence into one word.
11-09-2010
Haha... I'm still laughing about Culvers
Originally Posted by zildjian102
11-09-2010
Apparently I like to restate facts in a different language when wasted.
11-09-2010
Oh and one of my buddies "I'm Jesus the fire cant burn me."
11-09-2010
Haha, tooo funny. And I never apologized bout my friend, he's annoying I know. I thought it was fun regardless...haha
Haha that **** was too funny Paul, that meet was awesome.
11-09-2010
Me: "oh crap, I think I puked in your mom's flower pot"
Friend: "whatever, just throw some tissues in there, she won't notice, let's get some french toast"
or
"hold my beer......watch this sh#$................"
and last but certainly not least:
"I fu#$ing love you guys, ahhhhhhh seriously I really love you guys"
11-09-2010
I'm not drunk.
11-10-2010
OK ... you got me on that one ... Jagermeister + Rumple Minze = me really thrashed
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