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02-17-2010
post the worst/funniest excuses u have heard from a ricer u have killed! lets see some funny ones!
*i have gotten
-uhh my clutch was slipping...it needs rebuilt!
-well, u have a v6 n i have a 4 cylinder(but it was his idea to run)
-i didnt know we were supposed to when the light turned green? (duh!)
wut have u heard?
02-17-2010
kid at the track with an older(94ish) mustang gt....ran 15.x
- i have a bad coil pack
02-17-2010
My ricer MR2 has made a lot of Mustang, Camaro, and Vette owners make some pretty lame excuses.
"if you can get past my brother's Vette, I will race you in my T/A". I beat his brothers Vette 3 times in a row and he said he needed to get a torque converter before he raced me. He then ordered a supercharger on top of the H/C/I he already had. No way I could win then.
Some 99 Cobra guy said "My nitrous bottle needs a heater, it lost pressure half way though the race" HAHAHAHAHA! His nitrous worked just fine, he just didn't think my car was that fast since it is quiet as stock and it has a 4 banger under the hood.
Speaking of Ricers, check out this old school parody of Ice Ice Baby. Old as hell but still funny was hell......
http://www.newcelica.org/other/funny/rice/index.htm
Last edited by JoelW98GTP; 02-17-2010 at 09:26 PM.
02-17-2010
wow so ur on the other side of things huh? thats really funny thoOriginally Posted by JoelW98GTP
likely problem
02-17-2010
SHould just be lame racer excuses Ive heard them from both sides MR2's can be pretty fast considering they are light as hell
My favorite is the horsepower debate No one ever considers the hp:wheight ratio
02-17-2010
You have a V6 and I have a V4...
My car didn't down shift..
I was spinning all the way through 3rd gear...
Oh I just have an air intake (mostly all the ricers here)
02-17-2010
ha and if that car wasnt up there i would have had u
02-18-2010
"I just got a new battery and v-tech doesn't hit the same"
"my exhaust fell off in my driveway"
02-18-2010
My header wasn't headering
02-18-2010
"my car was dirty"
02-18-2010
clutch fork is broken
I had fuel cut
you got slicks
02-18-2010
oh man the battery did that?makes sense
02-18-2010
I haven't changed my oil in a while. And i spun through four gears. I got that last one from a bone stock honda del sol.
02-18-2010
a del slow huh? ya oil will do that haha
02-19-2010
I like Del Sols... but Id rather have a Fiero... similar but better haha
Theres one around town thats lowered and has huge spinners *gag* and its an odd pearl blue/purple color. Looks decent color-wise but the rims kill it for me haha
02-19-2010
my girlfriend told me to slow down
02-19-2010
I raced a guy in a ls1 gto with an intake in my CRX. We messed around in town and we did a first gear rolled and I DESTROYED HIM. Then I asked him if he wanted to race, and he said to go on the highway, when I paid my toll and actually got on the highway the retard literally ran from me on the highway. My car doesn't have speedo so I was just going through the gears trying to catch the guy. After I caught him, and he slowed down we did about a 75 roll and my car whipped him, in 3rd gear when we got off the highway I asked him how fast we were going and he said around 145 after that I left and didn't talk to him for a while. The next time a seen him I talked about the race in front of his girlfriend and he said he WON. I was pissed he didn't even make up an excuse he just straight up LIED! I guess I would lie to when you lose to a 91 CRX. Haha
02-19-2010
My computer has a virus.
~F~
02-19-2010
Its a honda.....=)
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