Ricer excuses!!!

I had a full tank of gas and your running on E...

i spun my tires
i didnt get my new intake yet
i didnt hear the 3rd honk "when he did it " hahahaha

Some of the best excuses I've heard were actually caught on film. I subsequently put them on Youtube for further embarassment. :th_laugh-lol3:

YouTube - 94 Blazer and 89 Blazer Slay A Domestic Ricer

YouTube - How To Own A Ricer In An Integra

The Integra one is a pure classic.

wow that blazer is too funny. my friend use to have one JUST like that...same year and the fenders were rusted in the same place ha

i got to school with this kid who has a 1991 thunderbird supercoupe...its in good condition but he doesnt know to much about engines. apparently he was complaing about his car being slower and he said he had to rebuild his injectors to bring back lost horsepower so he wont lose races! how about that excuse!

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Originally Posted by CTKGP09

...said he had to rebuild his injectors to bring back lost horsepower so he wont lose races!

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How exactly would you go about rebuilding those??? :th_laugh-lol2:

ha ur guess is as good as mine...must be a thunderchicken thing

this guy told me "my supercharged denali has 550 HP per wheel do the math" 2200 WHP wtf
then he said he wont race

^^^wow i hope he was joking

Beleave me he was serious

:confused: he obviously knows his stuff haa

one of my best friends claimed her chip for her v6 maro gave her 500 hp. i raced her in my old truck... handed her ass to her then she *****ed that its because it was too hot and her tires were stickin to the road too much so she lost power... shes a quirk...lol

ya dry rotted ones would b wayyy better!

any more? i know theres alot of ricers out there giving excuses!!

this dude told me he had his dads corvette tuner on his Monte Carlo lol, but would not line his car up

the best one was this rx8 who said he was driving around town all day and needed his car to cool down

i cant race today i have tape on my grille for winter...

The ricers around here dont give many excuses, at least i havent gotten that many, they usually just give me the middle finger and the fly bye. Poor sports :th_shakinghead2:

the fly by is an excuse in itself...it took them that long to finally catch up!

ctkgp09 - since this is your thread, i'll post it lol

"it's not my fault my transmission broke!"
"You tried to manually shift an automatic. Yes it is."