Thread: Another Ebay chip to LOL at!

PERFORMANCE CHIP PONTIAC GRAND PRIX 1990-2009 2006 05:eBay Motors (item 280443103814 end time Dec-26-09 17:01:22 PST)
i know theres been a few of em posted up, but this one...WOW.

They GUARANTEE 50 HP, 15% better MPG, 50 torque,
AND longer engine life, spark plug life, smoother shifts, etc, etc.

My favorite of course, smoother power throughout the powerband...LMAO!

those things are so stupid. And its rediculous people actually sometimes buy that ****

its cause they are freakin cheap and people are that stupid and think a resistor can make 50 hp!

WOW WHAT A DEAL!

my car feels stronger after this?

Originally Posted by rocafella2032

my car feels stronger after this?

Much.

If you buy one your not thinking with your dipstick JIMMY!

awesome... i just ordered one for the GTP.. thanks for the link.

Originally Posted by VejGTP

PERFORMANCE CHIP GRAND AM/PRIX & SUNFIRE 1990-2009:eBay Motors (item 320467469578 end time Jan-02-10 21:28:09 PST)

I'll take this one!!! 130HP 40MPG, helllll yeah.

HOLY SH1T!! that means my stock GTP would get...lets see...70 MILES PER GALLON! at...370HP!!! OMG! I'm gonna buy six of em and throw em all on in series!

Also says it will supercharge your cars performance so i might as well top swap my l67 with a l36, right?

my car feels so much faster just after reading about the chip

Originally Posted by chico

If you buy one your not thinking with your dipstick JIMMY!

LMAO that commercial was funny.

Lmao. Don't these thing usually end up damaging engines too?

this thread is priceless

i installed my "chip" today... smokedddddd a ZR1 vette with ease.

what they didnt mention is, that 130 hp, thats what your gonna have after the install. so with a stock gtp, your losing 110 hp and thats when the 40 mpg kicks in, less power, better gas. that should be their slogan. well thats my guess.

These are about as bad as the "superchargers" they were selling a couple of years ago, pretty much a hair dryer in your intake.. Oh lets not forget the "Tornado".....Up to 30% better fuel mileage my arse..

Originally Posted by badbrad

i must admit i bought a "tornado" about 6 yrs ago for my expedition. heck, i'd done anything to improve that gas mileage. the best improvement was selling it!

My dad had a expedition awd and it got like 9 mpg but it was a great vehicle.