Thread: weirdest accident

not really an accident but, a ****ed up dog story...We live in a condo complex, I had all my doors open in my car and was doing a sunroof replacement. My dumb ass neighbor doesn't keep his pitbull on a leash. The dog runs out of the house and im standing by my car, I told my neighbor, "get that dog away" next thing i know the dog gives me this stupid look, and runs full speed into my car, on the drivers seat, paws hanging out of my drivers door, just staring at me. I got pissed off, mud all over my seats, and since my neighbor doesn't clip the dogs nails, she scratched my perfect seat. I got so mad i just walked away, went into my house and kicked a wall (real hard) I busted my toe, and ended up going to the hospital later that night, I gotta x-ray and was on crutches for 3 days.

wow thats sucks but damn thats funny lol i had well first off i have a 1990 BRONCO II XLT with a full body kit "looked pretty sick in a good way" here is a pic attached.. well anywayz im driving to school on a nice sunny morning not a cloud in the sky i turn onto the main road "crystal lake road" where my school is.... and then it starts pouring!! KEEP IN MIND THERES NOOOOOOOO clouds in the sky.... anyways every1 slams on there breaks because people apparently cant drive around here in rain... and i lock the brakes up and then it happened BAMMMMMMMMM splattered the entire front off my truck.... right after i ran into what WAS a jeep cherrokee brand new 2008 it stops raining... so yeah it rained for like 2 minutes max which caused this... here is a pic when i got it and what it looked like 8 months later after the wreck i rebuilt it and it looks half way decent but then 5 months later the trans blew and i junked her... i miss it so many good offroad times with her and never got stuck 1 time i would fly about 75 mph into mud holes and just skimp the top of them haha good times good times... ooo funny part about it was i was helping my dad transport some sand for some dumb reason and i had about 200 lbs of sand in a huge plastic bin inside the hatch "trunk space" and when i slammed into the jeep it literally felt like a sand castle exploded all over the inside of the bronco II LMAO











after we rebuilt her and started the mudding fun haha



wow thats alot of pics sozzz =]

ohhh and my favorite pics




this pic was taken right before i flooded the car into about 4 feet of pure mud and water hahaha it was INSANE like up to door handles insane lol

this is the result when we got back home and dad told me GET THAT GOD DAMN THING OUT OF MY DRIVEWAY lol wow black hood blended it well lol sorry im off topic but man good times

bronco II's are the ****!!!

We had my friends teeter toddering on a 12 foot cliff, bouncing the drive axle on rocks. And nothing happened. We ran over tree's, took it off 4 wheeler jumps, and we never got stuck either except one time in a 4 foot ditch. The only problem we had was the springs would slide out into the tire, and pop the tires.

Backing out of subway with my new footlong meatball sub and some asshole goes flying through the parking lot at 50 , the dip**** clips my bumper with rim and rips the entire rear end off my car. And even though he was going 10x the speed limit through a ****ing parking lot, apparently it's my fault because I was the one in reverse. He tore around a corner going 45-50mph through a tiny ass parking lot, I didn't even have time to stop. No damage to his car. The oddest part was, there was not a single scratch left on the rear bumper from this, even though the whole thing got ripped off lol. So...I went ghetto and duck taped it on the car till I got home lmao it looked so funny, then I took it to the shop and we ended up being able to rig it back on looking perfect. Took quite a bit of custom work, but we got it.

Sorry for the long one.. its my only real accident and obviously my best lol

i was drving my gf's cavalier down a road in the winter in the city, a faily busy road.. minding my own business just going home when some douche cuts me off. i had like to room to break so i looked and had the space to go into the next lane.. bad idea.. it was covered in black ice, i did 3 fish tails back and forth, until finally im headed towards to ditch/snow bank, i hoped the curb and 3ft of snow, landed in the side walk which had been plowed, bounced the front end out of that, went thru a small tree (about 1-2inch diam) then came to a dead stop 2 feet from a steel light pole.
the car was now sitting with the back end on the sidewalk, the front end towards traffic ontop of 3ft of snow and its stuck of course. had i not bounced back twards to road from the sidewalk i woulda been dead there was a deep ditch with big ass trees in it.
after i had the towtruck yank me down all i broke was a small piece of fenderwell and bent the front liscene plate.. the whole accident happened in a blink of an eye but on man what a ride!

when i was 16 driving to school in my 89 stepside silverado i locked up the brakes due to 2 deer in the road barely missed them and the one infront was about 4 feet off my bumper it jumped in the air and lands on the hod thrashed about kicking the windshield and messing up the hood NOT cool triing to explain that to my mom sucked

About a week later 3 of our dogs a pit a blue dobi and a red dobi chewed the front of my dads car to shreds triing to get a cat that was in the engine bay ripped out head lights wheel wels wiring and half the bumper
try explaining that to the insurance company

My weirdest would have been back in either 00 or 01, can't remember which. I had my 93 SE driving down a county highway going home, when all of a sudden I see this flash of brown come flying out of a field on my passenger side. Next thing I know, I hear a thud and see feathers in the air. Some freakin' suicidal chicken ran straight into my passenger fender. I never saw the thing in my rearview mirror, so it either got bounced clear of the car back into the field or it disintegrated from the impact.

shoot thats nothing we watched an older lady parking one day hit 6 cars every time she would back out and try and park elsewhere it was stupid as hell
at the same cost co a while back we came out to see this
my wifes wagon pushed into another car
the guy in the van was as cnfused as we were and security was also scratching there heads


Somehow some one hit our car hard enough for it to move but not get damaged

^^^^^ thats strange

yea no sh!t the cars an automatic and was in park
there was no damage minor scratch but not noticable but still it was effin weird

maybe a fat kid farted lol

Originally Posted by pontiac88

Bronco IIs suck.

cool!

cool indeed lol but yeah that thing was a tank lol