This was posted from a member of OQCGP club Mike Cross..
But was so funny i had to share this with everyone..
I have 4 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart andWas in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I Told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably Shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 Pounds before
I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of Most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially A perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets
With Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now Enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she Asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been Poisoned.
I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my Ass and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he Was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
