Quote Originally Posted by GTPluv View Post
My husband went to the bar tonight. I thought we were gonna stay home with the kids tonight. He pissed me off so I told him I was going to find me a boyfriend. He said ok. It didn't seem to affect him like I'd hoped. So, I said, I'm getting on a Corvette website and finding me a Rich boyfriend. Guess that didn't work either. Oh well.
As for millionaire heiresses, Paris Hilton dates the Ugliest guys she can find!!! All them rich famous girls do.

You could have told him you were coming here to see me! I got everything you're looking for.

Well except all the money. And, well the corvette. And then theres the me being married thing. And then theres the whole directionally challenged thing you got going on.

Other than that I think we'd be perfect.