Thread: I need my pu$$y kicked.

Originally Posted by idrivejunk

97-03 GP coupes are as close to badass as FWD gets. Hope the new rig serves well. It looks clean enough from here.

I would have to agree, but a T/C Cobalt is a nasty little ride.

Originally Posted by 02 WS6 TA

Cant find one. Been looking for a nice one for over a year. Funniest part is I replaceThe '01 GTP cpe with a GTO, she still wants a GP. *facepalm*

i will have mine for sell lol its an 1999 gtp and it only has 2 doors

Given the thread title ill punch you in the face and call you a faggot deal?

LOL.

Umm I got a bronzemist coupe Id sell but IIRC you said you hated that color? Clean 1999.

Originally Posted by 02 WS6 TA

I would have to agree, but a T/C Cobalt is a nasty little ride.

And for a sh1tbox Tupperware car, those Recaro seats and Brembo's do work.

Not so much. '02 WS6, '00 SS '04 SSS , '02 GTP and '96 IMP are NOT.

Originally Posted by ImNowTylerTibbets

Given the thread title ill punch you in the face and call you a faggot deal?

LOL.

Umm I got a bronzemist coupe Id sell but IIRC you said you hated that color? Clean 1999.

I'd love to see you punch me in the face, LOL. yes, sh!tmist is the worst color ever.



Thanks Bloo for the title edit by the way.

Well now since the titles changed I'd kick you in the pu$$y and call you a sissy queer.

LOL what's the plans for this car? Ive got a pile of mods I'd sell pretty cheap..........

Originally Posted by ImNowTylerTibbets

Well now since the titles changed I'd kick you in the pu$$y and call you a sissy queer.

LOL what's the plans for this car? Ive got a pile of mods I'd sell pretty cheap..........

You might be suprised what an old man can do... .

No plans, just stockish like I need some more go fast sh!t-

Just gonna leave this here in case you never heard it-

Man walks into the patent office, gets in line and waits. Noticing how long the line is, he also notices the guy in front of him has a bushel of apples. So he taps the guy on the shouder... "Hey, you can't patent fruit, man"

Oh yeah? Here, try one...

Chomp. Wow... hey that tastes like a peach, how'd you do that?

Turn it around and take a bite, sir!

O...K... Chomp, chew. Hey! That tastes like an orange! Amazing. You know you might be able to patent these if you can make em taste like pu$$y!

The guy grins and digs around in the bushel- Here, try this one.

Naaaw... well OK. Chomp, AAAck! Ptui! spit, gag choke. That tastes like ASS!

Guy says: Turn it around.

About that go fast sh!t,

I could interest you in a S1X cam. turbo kit, ST5 cam, nitrous kit, TOG headers, gen5, 3.2 & 2.8 pullies, 60# injectors, electric cutouts, electric water pump, ummm I know I have a pile of other shiz too LOL.......

I think I'm good. 2338 to the tires, 244 at the texas mile. I'll talk it around for you though.

Originally Posted by idrivejunk

Just gonna leave this here in case you never heard it-

Man walks into the patent office, gets in line and waits. Noticing how long the line is, he also notices the guy in front of him has a bushel of apples. So he taps the guy on the shouder... "Hey, you can't patent fruit, man"

Oh yeah? Here, try one...

Chomp. Wow... hey that tastes like a peach, how'd you do that?

Turn it around and take a bite, sir!

O...K... Chomp, chew. Hey! That tastes like an orange! Amazing. You know you might be able to patent these if you can make em taste like pu$$y!

The guy grins and digs around in the bushel- Here, try this one.

Naaaw... well OK. Chomp, AAAck! Ptui! spit, gag choke. That tastes like ASS!

Guy says: Turn it around.

LOL, oldie, but a goodie!